It was suggested to me in an email last night that I should do a little better job of properly introducing myself…
I’m Marco Sparks. Hiya.
I’m the semi-professional raconteur/horrorist who keeps hitting you with a constant barrage of cold, hard awesomeness at this very tumblr you’re reading.
…which is an offshoot of this blog, which is ending soon, at which I also sometimes write (and you should be reading)(or, at least looking at the pretty pictures on?) along with other, very talented and pretty people. Do you read Haruki Murakami? If so, the reference “I shovel cultural snow” might mean something to you.
Also, I blip here rather majestically.
This is my hot twitter action, which is less majestic, but falls more under the category of scrumtrulescence.
This is one of my podcasts: Time Travel Murder Mystery.
I do other stuff too, lots of it, in fact, but that’s a story for another time.
My favorite literary reference is “silence, cunning, and exile.” If you get that, then I love you.
I have great taste in things and things like me back, but it’s not exclusive. I’m in my 20s and I live in a part of the country that I absolutely despise. I also appear to have a huge head and tiny T-rex arms in these photos I’m posting. I don’t know how I feel about that.
You can reach me at marcosparks2012 at gmail dot com if you so desire and I’ll probably post my AIM screename as soon as I remember it. Say hi sometime. I’m not really what you’d call friendly, but I adore new victims.
UPDATE: Attention, victims, my AIM screen name if one so desired: